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<title>Commonly misused terms</title>
<author>gmadd13</author>
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<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 15:15:23 -0500</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[ So, I'm reading an article on ESPN about how Kansas barely avoided an upset against Memphis.<br /><br /><i>A dramatic near-miss by Memphis against No. 1 Kansas capped off our 24-hour college hoops marathon. Phew!</i><br /><br />"Near miss"?  Isn't it a "near hit"?  I mean, if I nearly hit something, it means I missed it ... right?  So, by the same logic, if I nearly miss something ... I hit it, correct?  Is this the same as "inflammable" and "flammable"?  Or when someone says "irregardless"?<br /><br />While I'm on a rant here ... one more thing. If there is something that you have absolutely zero concern about, then you "couldn't care less about it".  It means there is no way you could have less concern.  Yet, so many folks say "I could care less".  You could?  How much less?  A lot less?  Allow me to show a diagram.<br /><br /><img src="http://forums.applenova.com/images/ammo/i-could-care-less.jpg" border="0"><br /><br />Please, for the sake of those as anal as I am, <font color="red"><b>stop this</b></font id="red">.<br /><br /><font size="1">When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I ... <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4</a><br /></font id="size1">]]></description>
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<title>Good news!</title>
<author>gmadd13</author>
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<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 16:51:09 -0500</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[ [<img src="http://apabucksmont.com/membergallery/inc_aspjpegresize.asp?photo_id=136&amp Width=480" border="0"><br /><br />Good news everyone!  I've invented a machine that makes you read this to yourself using my voice!<br /><br /><font size="1">I wish I lived in Montgomery.<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk&amp;feature=related" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk&amp;feature=related</a><br /></font id="size1">]]></description>
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<title>Physics do not work that way!!</title>
<author>gmadd13</author>
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<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 19:08:02 -0500</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[ If the annoying music doesn't drive you insane, the total lack of normal gravity will.<br />This.  Game.  Is.  Ridiculous.<br /><br /><a href="http://spongebob.nick.com/games/play/spongebob-squarepants-boat-o-cross/" target="_blank">http://spongebob.nick.com/games/play/spongebob-squarepants-boat-o-cross/</a><br /><br /><font size="1">I wish I lived in Montgomery.<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk&amp;feature=related" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk&amp;feature=related</a><br /></font id="size1">]]></description>
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<title>I am never going to Australia</title>
<author>gmadd13</author>
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<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 12:40:47 -0500</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[ Australia seems cool at first, right?  Surfing, beer, people with funny accents ... sounds like a blast.  Know what else Australia has?  A crapton of <b>things that can kill you</b>.<br /><br />Several of the most venomous snakes in the world can be found there.  Such as the Taipan:  <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taipan" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taipan</a> <br />Or the tiger snake:  <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_snake" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_snake</a><br />How about the Western Brown Snake:  <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudonaja" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudonaja</a><br /><br />Those are just the damn snakes.  One of the most, if not the most, dangerous animal on the planet is the box jellyfish.  This thing has thousands of little needles that are used to inject venom.  Death occurs in minutes.  If you are swimming alone and get stung, there is almost a 0% chance of survival. (<a href="http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/invertebrates/box-jellyfish/" target="_blank">http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/invertebrates/box-jellyfish/</a>)<br />Oh, did I mention the jellyfish related to this guy that can be as small as 1cm and still kill you.  Hello, Irukandji.  <br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irukandji_jellyfish" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irukandji_jellyfish</a><br /><br />Want an 18 ft aggressive crocodile that takes on livestock?  Look no farther than the Saltwater Crocodile.  Yeah.  You eat cheeseburgers.   This thing eats the <i>entire damn cow</i>. (<a href="http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/reptiles/saltwater-crocodile/" target="_blank">http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/reptiles/saltwater-crocodile/</a>)<br /><br />Golf ball sized octopi that can kill you in minutes?  Yep, they've got 'em.  The Blue Ringed Octopus (<a href="http://www.barrierreefaustralia.com/the-great-barrier-reef/blueringedoctopus.htm" target="_blank">http://www.barrierreefaustralia.com/the-great-barrier-reef/blueringedoctopus.htm</a> ) is challenging the box jellyfish for most dangerous sea creature, partially because <font color="red">there is no known antidote for the poison</font id="red">.  It puts you in to a paralysis where you can hear and see, but cannot respond.<br /><br />This, and this alone, has solidified my stance that I will never, ever, ever go to Australia.<br /><br /><font size="1">I wish I lived in Montgomery.<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk&amp;feature=related" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk&amp;feature=related</a><br /></font id="size1">]]></description>
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<title>Scarface, Kindergarten style.</title>
<author>gmadd13</author>
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<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:23:59 -0500</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[ <div class="tube"><script>EmbedYT("illegal",375,298,"false","high","white","white")</script></div><div class="break"></div><br /><br />I cannot think of any comment to actually post here, so I will leave that up to you folks.<br /><br /><br /><br /><font size="1"><b><font color="purple">"The Baron of Billiards"</b></font id="purple"><br />Ever since my son was ... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved ... I always sorta looked at you as ... well ... kind of a thing that I could, you know, live ... next to ... in accordance with state laws.<br /></font id="size1">]]></description>
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<title>You ever been  ...</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 11:38:58 -0500</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[ ... listening to your music on shuffle and suddenly you realize, halfway through the song that is on, "Man, I %&amp;*#ing <b>hate</b> this song!  Why the hell is this even on here?"<br /><br />I just experienced that with Styx, "Don't Let It End".  With all due respect to the "Mr. Roboto" cassette tape I had, Styx is not what I want to be listening to on a Friday afternoon as I attempt to stay awake for the rest of the day.  Unless I was hanging out with Eric Cartman.<br /><br /><br /><font size="1">comesailawaycomesailawaycomesailawaywithme</font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1"><b><font color="purple">"The Baron of Billiards"</b></font id="purple"><br />When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I ... <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4</a><br /></font id="size1">]]></description>
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<title>Opportunity of a lifetime!</title>
<author>gmadd13</author>
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<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:37:34 -0500</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[ Well, folks, it seems I may be leaving the area soon.  My family and I, if this situation below pans out, may end up moving to Florida (not the hurricany part) or Hawaii.  I hope one day you all can find an amazing, <i><b>perfectly legitimate opportunity</b></i> such as this one.<br /><br /><font face="Comic Sans MS"><font color="blue"><br />From: Mrs Chung Hee-Ja [mailto:chungheeja77@yahoo.com.cn] <br />Sent: Thursday, November 26, 2009 10:48 PM<br />Subject: HELLO FRIEND!!!<br /><br />Hello Friend,<br />Compliments of the day to you, I do hope all is well. I am the wife of a powerful retired executive of once one of the biggest manufacturing company here  in Asia and I have information on a transaction that I believe will be of mutual benefits to both of us. It is necessary that this business be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect us from any breach of the law. What is required will be your complete trust and honest cooperation to enable us to see this transaction through. You will have to show commitments to the cause as time will be of great importance in what we have to do.<br /><br />If you are interested and prepared to work with me according to these dictates, please correspond back immediately so that we can discuss, make assessments and after your basic understanding of the whole business, commence the process by which we will actualize the project. I wish you a pleasant day as I hope to read from you soon.<br /><br />Yours sincerely,<br />Mrs. Chung Hee-Ja </font id="blue"></font id="Comic Sans MS"><br /><br />As soon as I send her about $2000, she should be sending me hundreds of thousands.  I can't believe I could be so lucky!  "FRIEND" indeed!<br /><br /><font face="Tahoma"><font size="1">(is there a sarcasm font?)</font id="Tahoma"></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I ... <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4</a><br /></font id="size1">]]></description>
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